Monday, May 24, 2010

Mileage Games

Okay, I admit it: I'm a frequent flyer slut. I regularly fly on United. Reach frequent flyer status with United, and you'll benefit from more legroom in the coach section, frequent upgrades to first class, and less worry about getting bumped off of a crowded, weather-delayed flight.

PHI's pilot union called for a strike in 2006. From September through the rest of that year, I wasn't flying to work. This put my exalted frequent flyer status at risk. The solution? Well, in December, United had a remarkably cheap fare to Honolulu. So, I flew to Honolulu from Sacramento. I took a taxi from the airport, and had dinner in town. I touched down in Sacramento fourteen hours after my departure. My frequent flyer status was safe for another twelve months.

My bride rolled her eyes at that one, and began referring to my sought-after mileage level as "sexual favor status." I told her that I once saw a movie at a bachelor party where that sort of stuff went on, but it had never happened to me in real life.

I feel guilty about that exchange, though. I didn't tell her the whole truth. The truth was that, although nothing physical went on, a flight attendant did once talk dirty to me. Yep. Down and dirty.

It was prior to take off, and I guess my situational awareness was lacking, because she leaned toward me and said, "Turn off your ****ing cell phone!"

Okay, I made that part up.

4 comments:

Annie said...

Funny. My quickest turn-around was over to Honolulu on Saturday morning, island hopped to Kauai that afternoon, attended a wedding, and was back at the airport at 6am to return home.

Debby said...

Glad to hear you made that last up. I was a-skeerd to get back on a plane again.

Bob said...

I would do the same thing, Hal. A day trip to Hawaii? So completely cool!

quid said...

Funny story, Hal... I do the same thing on Southwest but I get to fly to exotic places like Birmingham.

quid