Sunday, June 06, 2010
Marital Discourse from 1998
We'd just watched news about Bill Clinton's impeachment.
Me: "Sweetie, I'm curious about something."
Rhonda: "What's that?"
Me: "Well, if you were to learn that some woman gave me oral sex, would you be as upset as if I had full-on sexual intercourse with her?"
Rhonda: "Is there something I need to know?"
Me: "Not unless you want to count the neighbor's dog." That pooch was a crotch-hound if ever I met one.
She rolled her eyes. She thought for a moment.
Rhonda: "Well, I think I'd be upset if I learned that some woman was tooting your horn, but I don't think I'd be as upset as if you were boinking her."
My bride, bless her heart, has so much trouble expressing herself.
She looked at me. I betrayed a mischievous little smile, and raised my eyebrows.
Rhonda: "You shouldn't take my answer as ****ing permission."
Sheesh I laughed hard. I think I almost passed out.