We'd just watched news about Bill Clinton's impeachment.
Me: "Sweetie, I'm curious about something."
Rhonda: "What's that?"
Me: "Well, if you were to learn that some woman gave me oral sex, would you be as upset as if I had full-on sexual intercourse with her?"
Rhonda: "Is there something I need to know?"
Me: "Not unless you want to count the neighbor's dog." That pooch was a crotch-hound if ever I met one.
She rolled her eyes. She thought for a moment.
Rhonda: "Well, I think I'd be upset if I learned that some woman was tooting your horn, but I don't think I'd be as upset as if you were boinking her."
My bride, bless her heart, has so much trouble expressing herself.
She looked at me. I betrayed a mischievous little smile, and raised my eyebrows.
Rhonda: "You shouldn't take my answer as ****ing permission."
Sheesh I laughed hard. I think I almost passed out.
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Okay.... you have me laughing, too!!
Geez, does that photo bring back memories....
I remember the time that I was discussing the situation via e-mail, and referred to the whole affair as 'over-blown'. Got a quick response: "Will form proper answer after I am able to stop rolling around on floor convulsed in laughter."
Yep. That was embarrassing.
Way, too funny! As is Debby's comment!. I think Rhonda's proper use of the scientific term, "bonking" is entirely in context.
the word verification on this is "menspile". Go figure.
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